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Services & Offerings
Astrology
starting at $50
astrology for the unruly soul: interpretive readings from your ruthless-harpy best friend.
served with deep symbolism, fierce intuition and an even fiercer sense of humor.
reveal your deepest truths—and sometimes everyone else’s.
Natal Charts
Karmic Readings
Relationships (synastry)
Career and life purpose
Parents and parenting
Psychic Readings
starting at $40
guidance from the spirits:
grounded in ancestral wisdom, intuition, and mind mastery.
readings that illuminate choices, uncover hidden currents, and offer clarity for life’s crossroads.
delivered with care, heart and a touch of quirky mysticism.
Tarot and Oracle Readings
Ancestor and Spirit Communication
Dream Interpretation
Energy work
Spiritual & Occult
free consultation
wyrd workings: practical magical solutions to paranormal problems.
with decades of experience in spellwork, metaphysics and esotericism we offer a wide variety of spiritual and occult services.
Craftwork & Spells
Charms & Talismans
Officiant Services
Rites of Passage
Hauntings & Phenomena
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